Eating lessons from kids
Posted May 23, 2008 – 11:05 am in: Humour, UncategorizedPeas: Mash into thin sheet on a plate. Press back of fork into peas, hold fork vertically, prongs up, and lick off peas.
Mashed Potatoes: Pat mashed potatoes flat on top. Dig several little depressions. Think of them as ponds or pools. Fill pools with gravy. With fork, sculpt rivers between them. Decorate with peas. Do [...]
A Chocolate Christmas
Posted December 21, 2007 – 8:51 am in: HumourTwas the night before Christmas and all round my hips Were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care, In hopes that my thighs would forget they were there.
While Mama in her girdle and I in chin straps Had just settled down to sugar-borne naps. [...]
Coffee - a short video
Posted May 24, 2007 – 9:56 am in: Beverages, Coffee, Humourwritten and directed by Robert Vaughn
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Food Spoiling Guidelines
Posted May 18, 2007 – 1:39 am in: Humourmostly for single guys.
THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).
EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.
DAIRY PRODUCTS: Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled [...]
Create a menu for your new up-scale eatery
Posted May 11, 2007 – 10:55 am in: Humour, RestaurantsHave you ever wondered how the chefs in those froo froo restaurants can keep coming up with such high-brow and precious sounding menu items like Trundled Duck Confit with a Gorgonzola Reduction? Well now you can too. We present the Froo Froo Restaurant Menu Generator. Liven up your next dinner party by stealing some of [...]
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Posted May 6, 2007 – 4:39 pm in: HumourCheese Test: What type of cheese are you?
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Posted March 14, 2007 – 8:02 pm in: Humour, ItalianI’m Italian Food
Comforting yet overwhelming.People love you, but sometimes you’re just too much.
What Kind of Food Are You?
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Posted March 9, 2007 – 10:34 am in: Humour, Indian 35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
31. Dansak Queen - Abba
30. Korma People - Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
27. You [...]
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Posted March 3, 2007 – 11:12 am in: Beverages, Coffee, Humour“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” —Abraham Lincoln
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Posted March 2, 2007 – 12:01 pm in: Coffee, HumourYou don’t need a hammer to pound nails.
Your only source of nutrition comes from “sweet and low.”
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
You’ve worn out the handles on your favourite mug.
You’ve built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
When someone asks you,” how are you?”, [...]